In a foul temper -

I had a back door with a screen on it. Once.

I also have a jumpy little dog who seems to think her mission in life is to irritate either of us to the point of letting her in - so she won't bang on the screen door anymore.

Needless to say, the screen door ain't working anymore, and is hanging by a hinge these days. Really ought to just take it off.

But I really had enough last night and yelled at her. She skulked off to her doggie bed on the patio and I didn't hear from her again - until Jim came home, and she decided she could start in on HIM.

So I yelled at her again.

Feel like crap this morning. I have a pushy broad for a dog - and people wonder why she isn't better "trained." Folks, I'd have to set fire to her and I won't do it. I'm just wondering who's Mamma got reincarnated as a dog. Sheesh.

(Let her in? I then have to babysit a dog who eats the cat food, the cat poo and pees at a moment's notice. Just 'cos. Not when I'm watching her, of course. Damn stealth bomber.)

I've had her since 1994. If I couldn't hack it, I'd have made other arrangements.

The joys of pet ownership.

In other news, it's getting too damn expensive to drive anywhere. Gnar. When I second-think traveling anywhere but work more than five times, thumbs up or thumbs down, it gets OLD real quick.

In a foul temper -

I had a back door with a screen on it. Once.

I also have a jumpy little dog who seems to think her mission in life is to irritate either of us to the point of letting her in - so she won't bang on the screen door anymore.

Needless to say, the screen door ain't working anymore, and is hanging by a hinge these days. Really ought to just take it off.

But I really had enough last night and yelled at her. She skulked off to her doggie bed on the patio and I didn't hear from her again - until Jim came home, and she decided she could start in on HIM.

So I yelled at her again.

Feel like crap this morning. I have a pushy broad for a dog - and people wonder why she isn't better "trained." Folks, I'd have to set fire to her and I won't do it. I'm just wondering who's Mamma got reincarnated as a dog. Sheesh.

(Let her in? I then have to babysit a dog who eats the cat food, the cat poo and pees at a moment's notice. Just 'cos. Not when I'm watching her, of course. Damn stealth bomber.)

I've had her since 1994. If I couldn't hack it, I'd have made other arrangements.

The joys of pet ownership.

In other news, it's getting too damn expensive to drive anywhere. Gnar. When I second-think traveling anywhere but work more than five times, thumbs up or thumbs down, it gets OLD real quick.

In a foul temper -

I had a back door with a screen on it. Once.

I also have a jumpy little dog who seems to think her mission in life is to irritate either of us to the point of letting her in - so she won't bang on the screen door anymore.

Needless to say, the screen door ain't working anymore, and is hanging by a hinge these days. Really ought to just take it off.

But I really had enough last night and yelled at her. She skulked off to her doggie bed on the patio and I didn't hear from her again - until Jim came home, and she decided she could start in on HIM.

So I yelled at her again.

Feel like crap this morning. I have a pushy broad for a dog - and people wonder why she isn't better "trained." Folks, I'd have to set fire to her and I won't do it. I'm just wondering who's Mamma got reincarnated as a dog. Sheesh.

(Let her in? I then have to babysit a dog who eats the cat food, the cat poo and pees at a moment's notice. Just 'cos. Not when I'm watching her, of course. Damn stealth bomber.)

I've had her since 1994. If I couldn't hack it, I'd have made other arrangements.

The joys of pet ownership.

In other news, it's getting too damn expensive to drive anywhere. Gnar. When I second-think traveling anywhere but work more than five times, thumbs up or thumbs down, it gets OLD real quick.

Yo - EK

You've seen this strip, haven't you?

Oh yeah. That's my speed today.

It is SUCH a Monday, it hurts.

Yo - EK

You've seen this strip, haven't you?

Oh yeah. That's my speed today.

It is SUCH a Monday, it hurts.

Yo - EK

You've seen this strip, haven't you?

Oh yeah. That's my speed today.

It is SUCH a Monday, it hurts.

*laughs*

Oh the crack just won't stop.

I ordered my Tanita scale, and just for kicks and giggles, actually tried to use the weight manager my Palm has on its "productivity card" -

Uh, to hit my goals by the end of the year? It says I can only eat 980 calories a day.

Something tells me this is a Bad Idea. Just...something.

In other news, there is really is nothing hot tea won't make a whole lot better. Really really.

(Of course, that allows that some numbnut didn't steal all of it. Yes, two brand-new cans of Republic of Tea gone today. *&^#@!)

And the Chinese Buffet we tried out for dinner tonight was nifty, spiffy and they used something closely resembling margarine to cook everything in. Just trust me on this one. I won't be going back. And no, I didn't notice at the time. (..my lower GI hates margarine. Big stabby, pointy hate. Ow.)

I'd ask for a vacation, but if the crack followed me on vacation, it wouldn't help.

*laughs*

Oh the crack just won't stop.

I ordered my Tanita scale, and just for kicks and giggles, actually tried to use the weight manager my Palm has on its "productivity card" -

Uh, to hit my goals by the end of the year? It says I can only eat 980 calories a day.

Something tells me this is a Bad Idea. Just...something.

In other news, there is really is nothing hot tea won't make a whole lot better. Really really.

(Of course, that allows that some numbnut didn't steal all of it. Yes, two brand-new cans of Republic of Tea gone today. *&^#@!)

And the Chinese Buffet we tried out for dinner tonight was nifty, spiffy and they used something closely resembling margarine to cook everything in. Just trust me on this one. I won't be going back. And no, I didn't notice at the time. (..my lower GI hates margarine. Big stabby, pointy hate. Ow.)

I'd ask for a vacation, but if the crack followed me on vacation, it wouldn't help.

*laughs*

Oh the crack just won't stop.

I ordered my Tanita scale, and just for kicks and giggles, actually tried to use the weight manager my Palm has on its "productivity card" -

Uh, to hit my goals by the end of the year? It says I can only eat 980 calories a day.

Something tells me this is a Bad Idea. Just...something.

In other news, there is really is nothing hot tea won't make a whole lot better. Really really.

(Of course, that allows that some numbnut didn't steal all of it. Yes, two brand-new cans of Republic of Tea gone today. *&^#@!)

And the Chinese Buffet we tried out for dinner tonight was nifty, spiffy and they used something closely resembling margarine to cook everything in. Just trust me on this one. I won't be going back. And no, I didn't notice at the time. (..my lower GI hates margarine. Big stabby, pointy hate. Ow.)

I'd ask for a vacation, but if the crack followed me on vacation, it wouldn't help.