You know, if it didn't cause me so much trouble, it probably wouldn't get so much attention -

There is nothing like getting to remember yesterday was International Women's Day -

Like getting woken up in the middle of the night to be reminded you're female.

And you're pretty certain by this point that the whole reproductive exercise is just that - an exercise.

Kind of like riding that stationary bike. Pedal like mad - get nowhere whatsoever. But boy howdy - you're healthy! YAY.

~*snarlgrumble*~

You think it's such a great idea, you do it. Oh. That's right.

Yanno, I'm not going to suggest you slam your penis in a car door once a month - but you might consider how "nice" your life would be if, say, it bled once a month for five days. Enough you had to wear a diaper. And pretend nothing was going on. Oh la di dah.

Oh yeah - and it hurts some, too.

But. You're not female, you're not in the loop.

I guess I should be happy - this month, I don't have to consider breaking a law in South Dakota.

Hoo-fucking-ray.

Lemme alone. Rest of the time, I'm expected to deal with this all by my lonesome. Really really.

You know, if it didn't cause me so much trouble, it probably wouldn't get so much attention -

There is nothing like getting to remember yesterday was International Women's Day -

Like getting woken up in the middle of the night to be reminded you're female.

And you're pretty certain by this point that the whole reproductive exercise is just that - an exercise.

Kind of like riding that stationary bike. Pedal like mad - get nowhere whatsoever. But boy howdy - you're healthy! YAY.

~*snarlgrumble*~

You think it's such a great idea, you do it. Oh. That's right.

Yanno, I'm not going to suggest you slam your penis in a car door once a month - but you might consider how "nice" your life would be if, say, it bled once a month for five days. Enough you had to wear a diaper. And pretend nothing was going on. Oh la di dah.

Oh yeah - and it hurts some, too.

But. You're not female, you're not in the loop.

I guess I should be happy - this month, I don't have to consider breaking a law in South Dakota.

Hoo-fucking-ray.

Lemme alone. Rest of the time, I'm expected to deal with this all by my lonesome. Really really.

You know, if it didn't cause me so much trouble, it probably wouldn't get so much attention -

There is nothing like getting to remember yesterday was International Women's Day -

Like getting woken up in the middle of the night to be reminded you're female.

And you're pretty certain by this point that the whole reproductive exercise is just that - an exercise.

Kind of like riding that stationary bike. Pedal like mad - get nowhere whatsoever. But boy howdy - you're healthy! YAY.

~*snarlgrumble*~

You think it's such a great idea, you do it. Oh. That's right.

Yanno, I'm not going to suggest you slam your penis in a car door once a month - but you might consider how "nice" your life would be if, say, it bled once a month for five days. Enough you had to wear a diaper. And pretend nothing was going on. Oh la di dah.

Oh yeah - and it hurts some, too.

But. You're not female, you're not in the loop.

I guess I should be happy - this month, I don't have to consider breaking a law in South Dakota.

Hoo-fucking-ray.

Lemme alone. Rest of the time, I'm expected to deal with this all by my lonesome. Really really.

*ding* Pop Quiz!

Boy, this ought to prove just how free-form my brain works at times.

Hint: get your botany on.

Sims2 Household - you need a name for the family and so forth? May I suggest:

Family Magnol -

Father - Pierre
Mother - Stella

Kids:

Ann
Betty
Jane
Judy
Randy
Ricky

And once the oldest leaves home and you have time?

Pinky
Susan

What am I talking about borrowing from for naming purposes?

(Keep in mind, I used the unicorns from The Twelve Kingdoms anime for naming my first Sims2 family - that's 12 unicorns, twelve names. I also began using anime series for various households. Before I got the baby name books, that's one of the hardest things I had to do off the top of my head. Here. Name parents and ten kids - and keep it unique, they're going to be walking about with that name, bub.)

Hmm. Maybe I ought to give it away.

Make Stella's maiden last name Soulangiana, and if you want to build her mother as an elder, name her Lily.

I'm going to go find something for lunch, now.

*ding* Pop Quiz!

Boy, this ought to prove just how free-form my brain works at times.

Hint: get your botany on.

Sims2 Household - you need a name for the family and so forth? May I suggest:

Family Magnol -

Father - Pierre
Mother - Stella

Kids:

Ann
Betty
Jane
Judy
Randy
Ricky

And once the oldest leaves home and you have time?

Pinky
Susan

What am I talking about borrowing from for naming purposes?

(Keep in mind, I used the unicorns from The Twelve Kingdoms anime for naming my first Sims2 family - that's 12 unicorns, twelve names. I also began using anime series for various households. Before I got the baby name books, that's one of the hardest things I had to do off the top of my head. Here. Name parents and ten kids - and keep it unique, they're going to be walking about with that name, bub.)

Hmm. Maybe I ought to give it away.

Make Stella's maiden last name Soulangiana, and if you want to build her mother as an elder, name her Lily.

I'm going to go find something for lunch, now.

*ding* Pop Quiz!

Boy, this ought to prove just how free-form my brain works at times.

Hint: get your botany on.

Sims2 Household - you need a name for the family and so forth? May I suggest:

Family Magnol -

Father - Pierre
Mother - Stella

Kids:

Ann
Betty
Jane
Judy
Randy
Ricky

And once the oldest leaves home and you have time?

Pinky
Susan

What am I talking about borrowing from for naming purposes?

(Keep in mind, I used the unicorns from The Twelve Kingdoms anime for naming my first Sims2 family - that's 12 unicorns, twelve names. I also began using anime series for various households. Before I got the baby name books, that's one of the hardest things I had to do off the top of my head. Here. Name parents and ten kids - and keep it unique, they're going to be walking about with that name, bub.)

Hmm. Maybe I ought to give it away.

Make Stella's maiden last name Soulangiana, and if you want to build her mother as an elder, name her Lily.

I'm going to go find something for lunch, now.