kyburg | You know, if it didn't cause me so much trouble, it probably wouldn't get so much attention -

There is nothing like getting to remember yesterday was International Women's Day -

Like getting woken up in the middle of the night to be reminded you're female.

And you're pretty certain by this point that the whole reproductive exercise is just that - an exercise.

Kind of like riding that stationary bike. Pedal like mad - get nowhere whatsoever. But boy howdy - you're healthy! YAY.

~*snarlgrumble*~

You think it's such a great idea, you do it. Oh. That's right.

Yanno, I'm not going to suggest you slam your penis in a car door once a month - but you might consider how "nice" your life would be if, say, it bled once a month for five days. Enough you had to wear a diaper. And pretend nothing was going on. Oh la di dah.

Oh yeah - and it hurts some, too.

But. You're not female, you're not in the loop.

I guess I should be happy - this month, I don't have to consider breaking a law in South Dakota.

Hoo-fucking-ray.

Lemme alone. Rest of the time, I'm expected to deal with this all by my lonesome. Really really.