In case you need them -
Dec. 19th, 2006 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyburgSome things to brighten you day, and hedge against the days you really REALLY hate the human race. (Don't. Waste of time. Trust me on this.)
His ordeal began Wednesday afternoon when a 92-year-old Hickory Hills woman stopped her car to compliment her neighbor on the new dog. As they talked, she was unaware that the dog's leash had become entangled in her bumper. When the woman drove away from the neighbor, she pulled his hapless 4-month-old springer spaniel behind the car.
Unbelieveable story. Unbelievable ending. All true.
And the other one?
You weren't the only one who thought Santa was a big scary man in a red suit - oh, no.... Solid gold schaudenfreude....
His ordeal began Wednesday afternoon when a 92-year-old Hickory Hills woman stopped her car to compliment her neighbor on the new dog. As they talked, she was unaware that the dog's leash had become entangled in her bumper. When the woman drove away from the neighbor, she pulled his hapless 4-month-old springer spaniel behind the car.
Unbelieveable story. Unbelievable ending. All true.
And the other one?
You weren't the only one who thought Santa was a big scary man in a red suit - oh, no.... Solid gold schaudenfreude....
