Hee. It's a good idea.

[kyburg]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Asks the bartender for his tab - the bartender says -

"For you, no charge."

*rimshot*

Comments

[eegerbeever.livejournal.com]

cute!

[musicalchaos.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*

the joke with three punchlines

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

a hydrogen atom goes to a bar and orders a drink. While it's waiting, another hydrogen atom runs in, grabs an electron from the first atom and runs back out.
he's really excited (rimshot)
"Barkeep! did you see that? that hydrogen atom just took one of my electrons!"
"are you positive?" (rimshot)
"yeah!" says the first atom, "he just ran in, grabbed one of my electrons and then ran back out!"
"Well," says the barkeep, "you ought to keep a better ion" (rimshot)