9/11, Part Three

[kyburg]

When I arrived, the last guy left me $4 trillion and said, "Be careful with all that cash in this neighborhood." Well, I have to level with you, America: it's all gone. The cupboard's bare and this year alone we blew half a trillion more dollars than we have in our bank account. Man, I can't believe I went through all that dough stone sober.

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*rueful chuckle*

[musicalchaos.livejournal.com]

Don't we all wish that would happen... Of course the chances of him having enough braincells left to realize that everyone would be a whole lot better off if that were to happen... *sigh* Oh well, we can dream, and failing that, there's always the upcoming election.

[2stars4arms.livejournal.com]

I like part three the best!