kyburg | Tweets for Today

01:23 You are willing to tell others how you feel, but may not have ... More for Scorpio t.co/FyybVWk #
06:45 I'm at Burger King (20950 Figueroa St, S of Torrance Blvd, Carson) t.co/3MnLRuw #
06:45 I'm at Starbucks (20806 Figueroa St, at Torrance Blvd, Carson) t.co/FRwv5Eo #
07:09 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) t.co/9dfN3X9 #
07:51 I'm at Chinese Laundry Footwear (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., btwn Clemson & Corbett, Los Angeles) t.co/74piMox #
07:51 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) t.co/wVXg8SZ #
07:51 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) t.co/usai9qG #
11:01 @CarrieCuinn Yikes. I'm sorry - #
11:15 @KMont *raises hand* One thing in current school's favor - so far, nothing! Downside? You pay as you go for everything. #
11:20 Challenge to be met - teaching little old folks that seeing it, but not acknowledging it is as bad as condemning it. Then what? Guess. #ucc #
11:22 This really feels like the worst boss level ever. Before you jump on them, remember-they're asking for it. Check your privilege at the door. #
11:29 @paulandstorm Dude. Do not do the shrooms and go to Santa Anita. Just. Don't. #
11:45 @bigbigtruck This is a bunch of really scared folks. They will be pretty mad folks too, soon. EVERYTHING WE DO IS WRONG. Well, sometimes. #
11:46 @KMont Heh. Daycare & school have always been 1 line item with us - so no sticker shock. But if you're going to fundraise? NICE THINGS OK? #
11:47 @KMont God, I can't look at any more wrapping paper I can't even wrap a shoebox with. #
11:47 @bigbigtruck HOR HOR HIPSTER CRED HOR #
11:48 @KMont Again. Oh ghad, I could almost tell you what's on page 16. Do not buy me anything from page 16. #
11:51 @MeltdownComics @SEGA I would like to second this, please. CLAW MACHINE JUNKIE NEEDS A FIX...AND COMICS. #
11:52 @KMont AAAAAAA #
11:53 @KMont Sis's two kids also did these...one is out of college with a physics degree, the other is in HS. The horror. You has the proof. #
11:58 @KMont The frozen cheesecakes. Dude. As many as you can pay for. Oh dear me. #reallyhorrible #formorethanonereason #
11:59 @KMont But my favorite was the styrofoam box of eggrolls, ready to deep fry and devour. I am also a sucker for Christmas tamales. #yum #
12:15 @KMont Yup. Plain to every slice is a different flavor. DEATH. #
12:20 @seananmcguire That's a step up from biting everything in sight on a regular basis, regardless of cause. That, you don't do. #nope #
13:40 @TFabris Awww. That's how I justify denim every day at work, but really needing it? Sucks much. *gives you Transformers bandaids* #
13:44 @neilhimself Blammo. Methinks you did it again, tween. #
20:01 @seananmcguire Meep. I say again. MEEEP! (Hope this is very short-lived and quickly fixeable.) #
20:03 @theDivaLea Yanno, people who say 'tard' I always knew wanted to say turd, but don't want to get kicked in the tenders. #yuck #
20:03 @theDivaLea Kick 'em in the tenders anyway. #meta #
20:05 @3catsandababy Those pictures are so effing cute, I could just eat him all up. Good for you and congrats! #
20:07 @theDivaLea 'Don't say 'tard of any stripe. I know what you be doing there. And it ain't pretty or nice.' #imniceiworkatit #
20:08 @theDivaLea Can't believe we're still having this conversation - it's the millenium, right? But nasty guys will be nasty. *eyeroll* #
20:09 @theDivaLea Tenders. Target the bullseye right on the tenders. #
20:11 Well, whadya know. New teacher had my kid doing schoolwork instead of struggling with him during naptime. Win! (Still needs that nap.) #
20:11 I hope this is forever. My kid LOVES homework. Hand him a sheet of things to figure out and color in, and he's a happy happy boy. #kids #
20:12 So instead of fighting him, she targeted his currency and gee. Wow. My kid loves school again. And he's already asleep, lamb-like. #
20:13 @theDivaLea Clueless oughta hurt. Heeeey - #
20:14 @theDivaLea (I know I know I know little crack fantasies and all that.) #
20:16 @theDivaLea YES! #