My tweets

[kyburg]

• Mon, 20:53: I was given enough fresh lychees to fill a HUGE coffee mug this morning. Today's meditative act? Peeling and seeding before devouring. Yum!
• Mon, 21:17: Wait a minute. @thedivalea - you know @thatwordgrrl, right? If not, that needs fixing.
• Mon, 21:17: RT @loudmouthdad: 5 people will decide if over 5,000,000 children will have healthcare tomorrow.
• Mon, 21:26: Today brought to you by Calling ALL THE THINGS and arguing with them with less than three hours sleep onboard. Plus factory reset on phone.
• Mon, 21:27: All those lovely text message records gone, goodbye. So now, I have no credibility. I have no proof anymore. 9_9
• Mon, 21:28: Told Mom I got stood up and her response was to chew me out for being angry. No, really. I'm a terrible, awful person to that wounded dove.
• Mon, 21:30: Who hasn't talked to anyone else, either. But I couldn't know! I can't read minds, after all. She's not saying anything! #Sis
• Mon, 21:32: MA, SHE STOOD ME UP ON HER OWN DATE WHAT. She could have killed someone, and it would just be a bad hair day. That's how this song goes.
• Mon, 21:33: And then she wonders how I developed this thing about being second-best. I dunno, it just happened. Swamp gas, Ma. Swamp gas. #cantkillem
• Mon, 21:35: Today, I'm getting medical crap sorted (HMO referrals, oh joy) and she complains about how long it takes. 'How much are you getting paid?'

• Mon, 21:36: Well, Ma. It's like this. I don't get money. I get the satisfaction shit's taken care of. Because I said I would. And like that. #family
• Mon, 21:38: Money. The likes of me don't get money. I need to stop thinking about this crap. It's like killing yourself, expecting the other guy to die.
• Mon, 21:41: And I shoulda drank that scotch earlier. Watching the last episode of Korra at 3:00 AM with Suntory? Recommended! But at 10 PM, better.
• Mon, 22:17: RT @cr0sstheline: Cross the line if you always say: "I'm fine" but not cause you are but cause you have to many problems & you don't ...