kyburg | Tweets for Today

01:32 You may want to have a deep conversation with an intimate frie... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
07:33 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/ivQHPc #
07:34 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/lDibxG #
08:22 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mwN9ai #
08:22 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mp4udp #
08:22 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/kcoFxv #
08:48 How I know I don't have a substance abuse issue. I put the beer in the fridge and promptly fell asleep without drinking it last night. #
08:50 @bigbigtruck *snickers* #
08:54 This morning, I had a kid who had *every* reason NOT to go anywhere today. Neither of us either. Um, no. Worked it HARD. #kids #
08:57 Poor widget. Teacher NOT impressed either. Maybe I need to take the video from when his foster parents left him with us. #kids #
08:58 Everyone telling him how lucky he was, how much fun he was going to have - and his whole life just walked out the door forever. *SIGH* #kids #
08:59 Glad as heck I know the patter from anime and Ultraman. 'Be strong.' 'Do your share.' That seemed to help. It's not fun, lady. Quiddit. #
09:00 And he knows he's a big boy and all that. It doesn't help. Hoping for a good outcome - it could go either way. #kids #
09:43 @amandapalmer The trick is that it's what YOU make of it, not what you make of it for other people's comfort level. You two happy? All good. #
09:44 @seananmcguire And you noticed. Good on you, I say. #
09:45 @inkedhistorian I see your completely miserable and raise you a serving of morose worry. Come sit next to me today, okay? #
09:48 @Silverkun Remove the blowtorch away from the middle of the candle. Now. Blow out one of the ends. Just one, I'm not being mean. #sorry #
09:48 @seananmcguire Bebe jackalopes. I die from squee. #
10:25 @tithonium Speak geeky to me. Of course you want to validate the data after the load - what's up? #
10:31 @tithonium I so need my DBA - love this stuff. Any chance of normalizing those two together before passing to the DB? Common index? #
10:33 @tithonium I used to work for a perl monger of the first waters - he wrote the best validation execs for this sort of thing. #edi #
10:36 @tithonium Hmm. Could the scopes create a new field you could index by? (And maybe make a scratch db extract?) #
10:37 @tithonium Wish I was better at this. I know *what* to ask for, but as far as programming goes, not good at actually writing code. #
11:02 @hannnk And if you're me, you toss your stuff on the empty table and announce 'LUUUCY, I'm HOOOOOME!' and see who's left in the room. #
11:07 @hannnk That's how you know who wants the room to themselves. ^^ #
11:23 @inkedhistorian I am literally sitting on my hands so I won't call the school and ask how he's doing. This sucks. #
13:39 @seananmcguire Hey, you were the one who actually wrote a UF *series*. That didn't make one want to [blank] after. That sort of thing. #
13:40 @bigbigtruck Around here, there are still folks who think they're hip enough when it's cool to say 'toss 'em a cat.' #killthem #
13:41 @bigbigtruck Ah. That's what the carton of raw eggs is for. You forgot the eggs? AAAAAH crap. #notowel #noeggs #nosatisfaction #
13:42 @bigbigtruck And where is the GD POOL?! #
13:45 @bigbigtruck It's time to make that 'white people piss me off too' t-shirt. #
13:48 @bigbigtruck When go back, bring pie. CREAM pie. Lots of them. #killthem #
15:00 @KeithOlbermann @Late_Show @BatemanJason That's...Jason Bateman. Dayim. It's GOOD to be old! #yowza #
15:32 @edonald And I suspect they want to be taken seriously, too. Not happening. #
15:51 Oh and @borders? Went to your Torrance store over the weekend and not one of my friend's books was on the shelf. Not. ONE. #getaclue #
16:03 @geardrops @inkhaven And I will raise you a Cat Molester - t.co/vrR4l9x Cheers! #
18:06 @bigbigtruck Who was saying people at the DMV only exist at the DMV? One can only hope. #
19:00 @andersoncooper That hasn't been my experience with Obama and same-sex marriage. He doesn't support it. But won't get in the way of it. #
19:01 @andersoncooper It's the one thing that constantly grates on me. Obama isn't *nearly* as left-leaning as some people wish he was. #hope #
19:02 So - end result of the day? Kid came back smiling. And with a note. I packed too good a lunch, and kid isn't used to armbands. Noted. #
19:03 So the kid tried pizza for the first time for dinner tonight. And now, it might just stick. Here's hoping. As for the armbands? #
19:03 Can't thunk too hard. He's never dealt with one before. Ever. #
19:06 But boy, oh boy - do I have a *tired* kid. #