kyburg | Tweets for Today

02:48 Your friends may be overly critical about your work today as t... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
06:50 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/qoIlIW #
06:58 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/oqxqP1 #
10:32 Good morning! I is Hawaiian mongoose. I is diurnal. My friends? Snakies. Which are nocturnal. We never see each other. #nokilling #
10:33 (That a lame way to say that my schedule with kid makes it impossible to see my friends under normal circumstances. At all. #kids ) #
10:34 Last night, kid came home from school asleep at 5 PM. By 6, he was fed, washed and put to bed. Six. Pee. Em. #kids #
10:35 That's enough time for me to crash my laptop four times! #
10:39 @paulandstorm You know, I wonder just how many twinks are NOT going to get that joke. #
10:42 And nearest bud to me at work? Lunch is now as I leave. #eatmylunchallbymyselfagain #boooooring #
10:47 @inkedhistorian Congrats! #
10:51 Tonight is a work party for an event this Saturday. That I volunteered to run. I am a total jerk. Repeat that for me, okay? #
10:56 I mention event to buds, they look at me funny and say 'you're a jerk, Donna - you know that, right?' #
10:57 And then mention they need to go comb a cat. Replace their muffler bearings. That sort of thing. #
10:59 #AskObama When are we going to stop demonizing the American worker and make their employment a priority? #
11:00 Event sets up at 8:30 AM. Yeah, I know. I'm a jerk. #
11:04 @dduane It remembered it should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. #
11:07 Watching the #AskObama thing. Yup, this is definitely my contemporary. #
11:21 @vixy Me too. *fistbumps* #
13:12 @naroomin IMHO, it's rebranding of the word 'snob.' #
13:13 @altonbrown and @donttrythis are tweeting at each other. It's about damn time. #snicker #
13:24 @sensei256 @naroomin Ya think so? I tend to believe you could describe the same slice in the 90's as preppie scum. Izod shirts and all. #
13:25 @nameoftheyear @naroomin @sensei256 I think the short answer is anyone who has their nose so far in the air they'd drown if it rained. #
13:26 @EmmaBowers I think I need to introduce your company to kid's new school. Sounds like they'd enjoy you. #
13:29 @naroomin @sensei256 That one has to go right up there next to the 'my last $20! How do I get back to Canada?' quote. #seriously #
13:32 @naroomin You could go back to F. Scott Fitzgerald on this one. It's snooty snobby nasty shallow bullshit without knowledge backing it up. #
13:33 @naroomin *gasp* Stuff. #
13:41 @naroomin Is it ever enough to simply be honest, I tell ya. Snobbery - backfiring often and repeatedly. It's mean. Implies inferiority. #
13:43 @naroomin I like what @seananmcguire has to say about people being mean just because they can. Worst evil in the world today, and I agree. #
13:49 @naroomin So timely. So apt. So true. And? You know it when you see it, rebranded time and time again. #fakeyfakerfake #
13:54 @sensei256 @naroomin And the acid test is if said person has even heard/read/tried said thing. Stripped down, snobbery - and lazy too! #
14:04 @seananmcguire Zoo on Monday? #
14:39 I'm learning RPG. I'm also flashing back to what little JCL I knew and my days with punchcards. No education wasted, for sure. #
15:01 @EmmaBowers You could be the coolest thing in school to my kid. Someone who knows and likes him. Right now, it's neither over there. #