- Tue, 18:04: RT @thisisjohnbook: For those who don't know, The World Of Sid & Marty Kroft theme park is the CNN building today. http://t.co/gWGjlhT9
- Tue, 18:15: RT @thatwordgrrl: RT @BackupRibbon http://t.co/9gHJf9hd #couldnthappentoanicerguy #dragoncon
- Tue, 18:16: It is the awesome @tommyisawesome's birthday today! It is awesome! SHINY. Go, go and wish him a great one - congrats on leveling up, dude!
- Tue, 18:18: I can wait 48 wks for a copy of the kid's adoption decree by mail, or go to Monterrey Park and get it on the spot. Guess. Hysterical. LOLS.
- Tue, 22:23: Photoset: nprglobalhealth: âHow Will You Respond, When Death Calls Your Name?â Lisa M. Krieger and Dai... http://t.co/Kx9jwkeZ
- Tue, 22:25: Photo: npr: ellende-generes: Left this for my parents. Serious kudos on all the puns. And the update is that... http://t.co/c3akHbe8
- Tue, 22:26: Photo: dogshaming: What Red Pen? No, I havenât seen your red pen anywhere. Why do you ask? -Shimi View Post http://t.co/amq5nfjL
- Tue, 22:28: Photoset: towritecomicsonherarms: What you did there.. i see it Ultimates #20 http://t.co/igsFIPBb
- Tue, 22:29: Photo: oberstein: naglly: ãã³ã®ããã¾ã (via A friend of mine walked to his front door and found his cats like... http://t.co/ujsjd3Fb
- Tue, 22:58: Okay, peeps. Flu shot=obtained. Ow. #loveyouthatmuchowoooo
- Tue, 22:59: No, I do NOT want a tetanus booster right now. Later, okay. Not too much later, but not at the same time. NO NOT IN THE OTHER ARM SHEESH.
- Tue, 23:00: whatsamatterwithyou *takes syringe away*
- Tue, 23:01: Been a while since you got one of these, huh? I could tell. When this arm stops hurting, you can make it HURT for a week then. Got it?
- Tue, 23:27: Okay, firewall checker. *Sometimes* Tumblr is PR0n. You decide when, huh? #headdesk
- Tue, 23:47: RT @byharryconnolly: Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down! #earworm #viciousassaultonyourearsandmind #unbearablecruelty #plsRT
- Tue, 23:49: RT @unitedchurch: A statement for support on the policy change for the Boy Scouts of America, written by Rev. Michael Schuenemeyer... ht ...
- Wed, 06:15: People don't understand my take on fairytales because they didn't start with Alakazam the Great like I did. It's on Netflix. 1960, go look.
- Wed, 06:16: It's dated, primitive, silly and the protagonist is a total jerk voiced by Frankie Avalon (with Jonathan Winters doing a turn as well).
- Wed, 06:17: I still adore it. #yeahwellthat