My tweets

[kyburg]

• Mon, 12:04: Good morning! No, really. No kidding.
• Mon, 12:04: RT @nprmonkeysee: Ah, April Fool's Day. Or in the alternative, National I've Seen The Onion And It Doesn't Seem Like Writing It Would Be ...
• Mon, 12:11: RT @MarloThomas: "Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, you can survive ...
• Mon, 12:12: RT @Loli_Sug: Tell me not to hesitate. And I always will. Let me feel truly that I dont have too. And I always won't.
• Mon, 12:16: Today is my official do-over birthday. Yup, retreading the 52nd because why not. Last Nov was that bad, so I rainchecked. #sass
• Mon, 12:17: If you smoke, please quit. That's what I want for my birthday.
• Mon, 12:30: RT @NBCLA: Police seek Tobias Dustin Summers in in connection with 10-y/o's abduction. http://t.co/Meyh0G5bKL
• Mon, 12:31: RT @kpcckitty: Here's my 1950's obit: she loved her sewing machine more than her press pass. http://t.co/EoKyGBpg3z
• Mon, 12:32: RT @humonlazydiva: Finally got a new computer. It starts up only a second after I push the power button which greatly confuses me ever s ...
• Mon, 18:33: RT @amymebberson: THIS is why Jim Cummings wins the Internet: Darkwing Duck Movie Kickstarter! http://t.co/NWLVZ6noCj

• Mon, 18:35: And don't forget - the best jokes are the ones everyone laughs at, not just you. Don't be a dick.
• Mon, 18:39: @rpereyda Safe travels! Was wonderful to see you -
• Tue, 02:33: Video: pinwheeling: shortformblog | laughterkey: So the White House released their April Fool’s joke, a... http://t.co/Ki13EMax74
• Tue, 03:04: Photo: therealsongbirddiamondback: vylla-art: Bobbi Morse: Mockingbird - 12/46 Okay, that is freaking great!... http://t.co/ekDi0TM1qZ
• Tue, 03:13: Photoset: norwegianblues: THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how... http://t.co/QROm4kQJ5P
• Tue, 03:22: sorrybutilostmylifetotheinternet: fluffygremlin: sorrybutilostmylifetotheinternet: petrichoriousparalian:... http://t.co/10lmPNXsrc
• Tue, 03:30: Photoset: heatherisgettingfit: these are making me feel better http://t.co/6N4EMmKE6h
• Tue, 03:38: Photo: dduane: petermorwood: Make your selection and proceed to the checkout. Heh. Whoever got them all to... http://t.co/nmTPfaYCIy
• Tue, 04:37: Wait a minute....ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you... http://t.co/AGVly9i4aP
• Tue, 06:13: Submission #2371 - theavengersheadcanons: Whenever they eat Chinese food, instead of adding “in bed” to... http://t.co/xCzJJPX6xw

• Tue, 11:10: RT @DalaiLama: Anger, hatred and jealousy never solve problems, only affection, concern and respect can do that.
• Tue, 11:29: RT @FlyoverFeminism: We want to make our space less US-centered and we know that starts with who is running and editing the site.
• Tue, 11:29: RT @FlyoverFeminism: Therefore, we would like to bring on one more editor who lives outside of the US. If you are interested... http://t ...
• Tue, 11:43: RT @nprmonkeysee: Happy birthday to Carl Kasell, and yes, this is the best thing I'm going to see all day, so the day can end here. http ...
• Tue, 11:50: Coworker out 'indefinitely' due to diabetic husband having heart attack. He was already ESRD. Making sure her stuff stays done. #btdt
• Tue, 11:53: Getting yanked by all the feels, not so successful at managing.
• Tue, 11:54: Good morning, y'all. This ain't no dress rehearsal, all that.
• Tue, 11:58: Diane Duane: The Adventure of the Busted Desktop, part 2 - dduane: Previously on “Busted Desktop”: The big... http://t.co/OZS09Mgqwh