kyburg | My tweets

Tue, 20:48: How do I put this? "My kid is mad about school ending, so he unplugged the bounce house, sorry?" #kids #ugh
Tue, 20:49: I have a kid so angry he's having entire conversations in his sleep. It's also adorable, but head-scratching at the same time. #adoption
Tue, 20:56: Whatever you do, don't ever say goodbye to this kid. He'll never forgive you and boy, his temper is something of wonder. Cold as ice.
Tue, 20:57: Boy, he's mad. Saving grace is he's not destructive - and no, I'm not starting that now. Here, kid. Go play some serious handball. #kids
Tue, 20:58: So, three days before summer program starts, I'm looking at pulling him out of it. That'll be...awesome. 9_9 #notsomuch
Tue, 22:26: RT @fivethirtyeight: I'm reluctant to conclude from polls that a majority backs the NSAs activities. The whole question is what those activ…
Tue, 22:30: School completely flipped a bit, can't blame them except I'm asking 'um, how did he unplug something without anyone watching him?' #kids
Tue, 22:32: I don't think they're going to find much sympathy here. Late husband put a garden on his parent's roof without anyone watching at kid's age.
Tue, 22:33: Dad was on travel, Mom was inside - and he was smarter than the average bear & could take things apart. Built a pulley system using a bike.
Tue, 22:34: Nobody knew until the earthworms came through the ceiling. True story. (Moral: smart kids need supervision too.)