Ranty McRantypants -

[kyburg]

Bitch #1:

If you buy twat pads marked "super-large overnight so you don't leak" - it's not because you want the little twerp to fold itself back up inside your panties because the adhesive doesn't stick to much of anything except itself. Lovely new materials they make this stuff out of these days - nice, thin and absorbent - it's just the crotch stains where everyone can see them that's the bitch. Back home at lunch to change my clothes. Grr.

Bitch #2:

Ivan, you SUCK. Your little brother Javier bites, chews and BLOWS. Go away. Now. And take your little sister Jeanne with you.

Bitch #3:

Diversion has arrived at last - in the form of new Pokemon games for the GameBoys. Nothing gets done at home. Nothing. Damn you!

Bitch #4:

Dental appointment yesterday at the last minute because the dentist saw something on the x-rays and wanted to see me - turned into the biggest yawnfest of the season. "No, nothing to see. Everything's fine. See you in six months for your bi-annual cleaning." WTF. *steam pours out ears*

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Does chocolate go with Scotch?

Need diversion?

Neato.

Pretties. Me wants some. Yeah, and I want a pony too. And a cookie.

ass_, zyrc - this fellow was my high school choir teacher. You want to go listen to some really good vocal work, stop by - and tell him I said hi. Wish I could. Only the hair has gone gray - nothing else has changed, it looks like. Yes, he's just that adorable.

One of my favorite 'cooking' blogs.

I'd like a nap.

Comments

[makeitepic.livejournal.com]

Bitch #1 - BLAH. I know how you feel.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Oh no, pad adhesive doesn't just stick to itself.

It also sticks to pubic hair.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Oh no - this stuff was so ineffectual, it only stuck to itself. GAH. (Although, it might have been a small blessing, I didn't need to stand up and find out something went wrong - not a clue. BAH.)

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

Seems like they either stick to themselves, or stick to your thighs and labia, but never the underpants. I actually used to slap a wussy pantyliner down first before the pad, in the hopes of a)damage control and b) maybe the big pad would stick to the pantyliner. Sometimes that worked. Makes me wonder if all Mom's complaints about the old hook-and-sorta-garter-belt system man it was really all that bad.

And yes, Scotch does go with chocolate. Although other booze is preferable. Once at Trader Joes I found a bottle of imported Belgian dark chocolate ganache with brandy. 40 proof chocolate. There were days I wanted that thing as an IV drip, and there were days when I came home and drank from it right out of the fridge. THese days I just melt chocolate chips with some booze and pour that over ice cream.

[anahata56.livejournal.com]

I hate those skinny damned pads.

Could have been worse...

[cowgrrl.livejournal.com]

The dentist could have found something horribly wrong (and expensive and painful to fix). (Says she-who-is-still-on-soft-foods after yesterday's dentist appointment for the "permanent crown)

Re: Could have been worse...

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Had the crown earlier this year. And a filling. This is the guy who pulled a tooth some years ago because it was creating a "trap" area - he was right, but I've had plenty of experience to wonder about WTF he wants when he says "I need to see you."

[ecstaticlght.livejournal.com]

Of course when said pads roll over and stick to you it is ever so much fun.. grrrr

Thank you for posting the SPML site! I had lost the bookmark for it a year ago. I can get lost in her work.

[stronae.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I want a pony too.

You might consider cabal_pony. :)

[sputnik.livejournal.com]

I haven't figured out what goes with scotch, if anything. I'm going to a scotch tasting party at the end of the month. Maybe I'll find out.