animatedamerican:
learningftw:
swears are fun but you know what’s more fun? fake swears. consider:
“what the lovemaking heck is this fly doing in my kitchen?”
in a similar vein, “what the metaphysical frick-frack was that for?”
“gosh dangity darn it freaking gosh dang keys again i need to stop forgetting them”
“oh my cheese danish this program will not function”
“holy fecal matter, I thought I’d never find this post again”
“WHAT THE MYTHICAL PUNITIVE AFTERLIFE WAS THAT”
Euphemism livid afterburnination!
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learningftw:
swears are fun but you know what’s more fun? fake swears. consider:
“what the lovemaking heck is this fly doing in my kitchen?”
in a similar vein, “what the metaphysical frick-frack was that for?”
“gosh dangity darn it freaking gosh dang keys again i need to stop forgetting them”
“oh my cheese danish this program will not function”
“holy fecal matter, I thought I’d never find this post again”
“WHAT THE MYTHICAL PUNITIVE AFTERLIFE WAS THAT”
Euphemism livid afterburnination!
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via IFTTT