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kyburgjenndoesnotcare:
i had vision correction surgery! there was a LASER involved. it was green.
i don’t think that valium did much at all
(my husband says oh yes it did)
they tape your eyelashes down, but it doesn’t hurt
you know that thing they use in dentists’ offices to crowbar your mouth open? they have those for eyes
it doesn’t hurt
GREEN LIGHT, oh no, DON’T KILL ME VOLDEMORT
just kidding my eye doctor was super profesh
and not at all an evil wizard
you (briefly) go blind during the procedure. after the laser zaps you, all the distorted lenticular whatsy is basically a giant mess of gas bubbles. they make an incision and scoop it out. (it’s really cool how they do it.)
that goes away pretty quick, the blindness
i almost cried when i sat up and despite the cloudiness I COULD SEE
afterward, if you put on the audiobook of The Scorpio Races, you will be GUARANTEED to have a really amazing and relaxing nap in the terribly not-comfortable recliners (thanks Maggie!)
I CAN SEE? I CAN SEE!
tomorrow i have brunch and i am going to wear $15 sunglasses from target FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS
it was painless
(it was expensive holy shit)
A+ would do it again but I WILL NOT HAVE TO BECAUSE I CAN SEE!!!!!!!
I’ve had three surgeries on the same eye, three different ways and as far as far-out rating goes, getting your retina frozen rates highest on the ‘oooh sparkly’ scale and lens replacement on the oh FUCK this works one.
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i had vision correction surgery! there was a LASER involved. it was green.
i don’t think that valium did much at all
(my husband says oh yes it did)
they tape your eyelashes down, but it doesn’t hurt
you know that thing they use in dentists’ offices to crowbar your mouth open? they have those for eyes
it doesn’t hurt
GREEN LIGHT, oh no, DON’T KILL ME VOLDEMORT
just kidding my eye doctor was super profesh
and not at all an evil wizard
you (briefly) go blind during the procedure. after the laser zaps you, all the distorted lenticular whatsy is basically a giant mess of gas bubbles. they make an incision and scoop it out. (it’s really cool how they do it.)
that goes away pretty quick, the blindness
i almost cried when i sat up and despite the cloudiness I COULD SEE
afterward, if you put on the audiobook of The Scorpio Races, you will be GUARANTEED to have a really amazing and relaxing nap in the terribly not-comfortable recliners (thanks Maggie!)
I CAN SEE? I CAN SEE!
tomorrow i have brunch and i am going to wear $15 sunglasses from target FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS
it was painless
(it was expensive holy shit)
A+ would do it again but I WILL NOT HAVE TO BECAUSE I CAN SEE!!!!!!!
I’ve had three surgeries on the same eye, three different ways and as far as far-out rating goes, getting your retina frozen rates highest on the ‘oooh sparkly’ scale and lens replacement on the oh FUCK this works one.
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