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Kakapo are so stupid and funny
They’re these absolutely useless flightless parrots that emerge once every two years or so wanting to bonk and one of them tried to bonk Stephen Fry’s co-host on a nature show, Mark Carwardine, and it was too freaking funny because that about sums up this foolish endangered bird with no brains or defences.
@copperbadge I think you need to add a kakapo to the menagerie
I would, but Bruce isn’t actually a big bird fan, and Pepper has put her foot down and said two and a half exotics is enough for one Tower.
(Potato the Potoo only counts as a half because he’s only there part time and except for attacking supervillains he pretty much just sits around looking like a freak.)
Please don’t ! We need all the Kakapo for breeding efforts because the big lugs are too stupid to avoid extinction on their own
Well, this would be a fictional menagerie, no actual Kakapo harmed in the making of, but your point is well taken.
Now I’m picturing Bruce with a pair of Kakapos yelling “Mate, damn you!” as he tries to help rescue the breed from extinction. One of them wanders off to try and mate with Lovelace, the other one just wants to nest in Bruce’s lab coat.
… how does Lovelace respond to the Kakapos courtship?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Oh, the heaping scorn and disdain of Lovelace for her Kakapo suitor. It’d be tragic how she spurned him if he was aware enough to notice. As it is, it’s just incredibly funny. You’ve never seen an owl so filled with disdain.
How did you know I loved parrot jokes. Holy crap.
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backwardsandinhighheels:
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babyhawk83:
shinynz:
diamondguls:
GREEN BOY
WONDERFUL MOSSY LOOKING BOY
Kakapo are so stupid and funny
They’re these absolutely useless flightless parrots that emerge once every two years or so wanting to bonk and one of them tried to bonk Stephen Fry’s co-host on a nature show, Mark Carwardine, and it was too freaking funny because that about sums up this foolish endangered bird with no brains or defences.
@copperbadge I think you need to add a kakapo to the menagerie
I would, but Bruce isn’t actually a big bird fan, and Pepper has put her foot down and said two and a half exotics is enough for one Tower.
(Potato the Potoo only counts as a half because he’s only there part time and except for attacking supervillains he pretty much just sits around looking like a freak.)
Please don’t ! We need all the Kakapo for breeding efforts because the big lugs are too stupid to avoid extinction on their own
Well, this would be a fictional menagerie, no actual Kakapo harmed in the making of, but your point is well taken.
Now I’m picturing Bruce with a pair of Kakapos yelling “Mate, damn you!” as he tries to help rescue the breed from extinction. One of them wanders off to try and mate with Lovelace, the other one just wants to nest in Bruce’s lab coat.
… how does Lovelace respond to the Kakapos courtship?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Oh, the heaping scorn and disdain of Lovelace for her Kakapo suitor. It’d be tragic how she spurned him if he was aware enough to notice. As it is, it’s just incredibly funny. You’ve never seen an owl so filled with disdain.
How did you know I loved parrot jokes. Holy crap.
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