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Ten things I've done that you likely have not (thank GOD):
* I've married every man I've had sex with.
* I've taken the GMAT twice; I've gotten a perfect score on the essay portion both times. (But because I suck at math, no grad school for me....)
* I've bottle-fed baby just about everything. With varying degrees of success.
* I lit a candle for Gene Roddenberry when he died in a cathedral in Switzerland. (Einsiedeln, if you want to know.)
* I've met Scott Bakula twice; the first time, he was wearing the dress.
* I've had three house fires. One of them was started by the smoke detector. I still have the business card from the bomb squad.
* I survived an encounter with a night light at age three which cost me 50% of my lower lip in a third-degree electrical burn. (I was also the kid who lost a toenail over drop-kicking a rock like a football, took mice away from the cat and ate garden snails...according to my Mom.)
* I still play with dolls. And train sets.
* I'm so loosely jointed, I can still bend fingers backward - and if I really wanted to and worked at it, I could likely still touch the back of my head with my feet like I did in high school. I can still clasp my wrists behind my back - the long way, one hand over the shoulder.
* I've worn cat's-eye glasses - they were what one wore in the early 60's. Pink and blue ones. *shudder*
Ten things I've done that you likely have not (thank GOD):
* I've married every man I've had sex with.
* I've taken the GMAT twice; I've gotten a perfect score on the essay portion both times. (But because I suck at math, no grad school for me....)
* I've bottle-fed baby just about everything. With varying degrees of success.
* I lit a candle for Gene Roddenberry when he died in a cathedral in Switzerland. (Einsiedeln, if you want to know.)
* I've met Scott Bakula twice; the first time, he was wearing the dress.
* I've had three house fires. One of them was started by the smoke detector. I still have the business card from the bomb squad.
* I survived an encounter with a night light at age three which cost me 50% of my lower lip in a third-degree electrical burn. (I was also the kid who lost a toenail over drop-kicking a rock like a football, took mice away from the cat and ate garden snails...according to my Mom.)
* I still play with dolls. And train sets.
* I'm so loosely jointed, I can still bend fingers backward - and if I really wanted to and worked at it, I could likely still touch the back of my head with my feet like I did in high school. I can still clasp my wrists behind my back - the long way, one hand over the shoulder.
* I've worn cat's-eye glasses - they were what one wore in the early 60's. Pink and blue ones. *shudder*
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Date: 2005-02-23 03:46 pm (UTC)I have had sex with zero men.
I have been married to zero men.
The set of all men with whom I had sex is equivalent to the set of all men with whom I was married.
It is a true statement that I have married all of the men with whom I have had sex, because there exist no men with whom I have had sex but to whom I have not been married.
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Date: 2005-02-23 11:26 pm (UTC)