You can't make this shit up -

[kyburg]

The Gay of Cooking.

Okay, I'm glad I'm straight now. Just saying.

0_o

Comments

[washuotaku.livejournal.com]

O_o;

[phoenix--rising.livejournal.com]

Thats almost enough to turn me straight x_x

Almost...

>.>

<.<

*spots cute co-worker*

Yep, still Gay ^______^

[jobunches.livejournal.com]

Fairy Flapjacks...that's different.

Aigh...

[wednesday]

I think it might be wise for me to exert heterosexual privilege at some point real soon.

This reminds me of the time I was working in a Kinko's-like outfit and this woman came by to photocopy her oeuvre: a series of trite, obvious one-panels with King Features Syndicate-grade gags. Adam and Steve, I believe, were among them. That sort of thing.

She called it "Really Funny Gay Comics."

I'm like, dude, if you have to tell us...

[supiluliumas.livejournal.com]

Once again, please remove me from your friends list at your earliest opportunity. I have nothing against you personally and I merely wish to be taken off your list. Thank you very much for your attention to this matter.

[supiluliumas.livejournal.com]

Well... I tried. I said I would ask twice and I did. I don't know what I did to earn your attention in the first place, but I guess whatever I did to annoy you is something I'll just have to live with. Until Livejournal comes up with a comprehensive policy to deal with the randomly adding, there's really nothing I can do, unless I went friends-only or something, and I'm still not prepared to do that. Livejournal's still something I do for fun, I'll just have to live with the people who do it for otherwise.

[supiluliumas.livejournal.com]

Okay, there's like ONE last caveat. There's really been a misunderstanding here. See, originally I thought you and this Uncle guy were like these two married gay guys from Fresno, or wherever in SoCal you're from, but it's come to my attention that you're actually female. =O! That does change a few things! I mean there's nothing WRONG if you're like gay, or anything, but well hey, if you're a good-looking chick it totally ratchets up the interest factor.

So like, if you can reply to this comment with some pictures of yourself, and if you're like a really hot piece, I will totally unban you and even add you to my list. Honest!

PS -- No fake pictures please. I'm dealing in good faith!

Okay, just ONE more thing...

[supiluliumas.livejournal.com]

... And if you by any chance have any pictures of yourself, shall we say, engaged in spirited disportation with another female, preferably significantly younger but really the aging bikini queen thing isn't outside the pale as it were, in various states of partial undress, well, then that would be magnificent. *_*! You'd be my new best friend!

[sputnik.livejournal.com]

You're glad you're straight now...does that mean you were gay once?

Eh. No big deal.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

But then, I ordered a copy of A Kitchen Fairy Christmas, same author. It's hilarious. A lot of the recipes are painfully simple/common sensical, but the color text is definitely entertaining.

[pseudicide.livejournal.com]

How do you find this stuff???

[adriannightpaw.livejournal.com]

I sincerely hope that is faked...

[firez.livejournal.com]

ME WANT ME WANT.... Gayness rawks yes it does!!!!

Luvs

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

The fact I thought of you when I saw this frightens me.

Ooooooookay?

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm-HMMmmmmm. *reads* Ah! It's a parody. Of sorts. I feel better now, but my head was on the verge of exploding.

That happens to me sometimes.