Writing Prompt

[kyburg]

Something I saw on the way to work this morning - coming out of the grocery store (because it's important to have tasty Dannon for breakfast, yes it is), I noticed that someone had left a gallon of milk (2%, if you must know), half-drunk, capped and sitting by the empty bag the market had put it in. In this heat, it will likely go sour quickly - but that was not yet, this morning.

New, pristine - and half empty. Last parking slot before leaving the lot.

WTF happened here.

I'd blame the zombies, but they like the fully-leaded homogenized stuff with the red caps.

Comments

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

The zombie might be on a lower-fat diet. You never know.

[doki.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was a vegetarian (not vegan, I guess) zombie.
"GRAAAAAAIIIIIINS!!!"

[rosminah.livejournal.com]

There was a time when perfectly nice looking, but opened, bottles of wine were found in areas frequented by homeless people. And the bottles contained small pieces of glass.

[yeoww.livejournal.com]

My first thought, and I see someone else posting here thought along the same lines, was that the milk was "booby trapped" somehow. Sad statement.

[linusmines.livejournal.com]

Lactose Intolerance