Grrrrump

[kyburg]

The offer fell through. The buyer wanted to bring his own lender to the deal, and they didn't want to write for any more than $115,000.

Pulllease HUD has a boarded-up unit up front, a 2BR, 1BA that is half the size of mine in shitty condition, listed for $138,500.

My house, in perfect condition, is firm at $135,000.

Okay, St. Joseph! Back in the hole!

(Nothing personal, you understand...)

Comments

[snackpants.livejournal.com]

I didnt think people buried statues of St. Joseph any more. :)

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

We're not catholic - heaven forbid - and in truth, I'd have to find a St. Joseph before I could bury him.

But we routinely bother St. Anthony for lost stuff.

It's all going to the same place, we figure.

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

We're not catholic - heaven forbid - and in truth, I'd have to find a St. Joseph before I could bury him.

Here you go. (http://www.midwestinternetsales.com/stjoseph/)

But we routinely bother St. Anthony for lost stuff.

So long as it's not keys. In that case, St. Zita is the one you want to pester as she's the specific Patroness of lost keys.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

They must be dating - Anthony is the one who always knows where our keys are.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

*click*

*giggle*

That poor guy. Did you see the look on his face?

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

That poor guy. Did you see the look on his face?

Well, how would you feel if you kept getting buried in people's yards? Besides, most stepparents have to deal with the whole "you're not my real parent, you can't tell me what to do" mess, so you gotta figure when you're the stepdad to the Son o' God...