kyburg | Hunnee...

Can we go to Yaoi-Con?

I can just imagine the conversation that question would spawn....

"Roo?"

"I wanna go to Yaoi Con. Everyone is going...

nytshaed and

tenshi_no_korin and

llamajoy and

sarahq and

silverkun and likely

ceolyn too...maybe (I hope)

cadhla...and and --"

"Okay, okay...but don't you think we'll stick out? We're the most un-yaoi couple we know."

"Yeah, there is that...but all our friends are going."

He thinks about it and gets a serious look on his face.

"Sweetie, our friends like us, and we like them. And you'll be cute, blushing like that the entire weekend."

Still nothing. Just glowing pinkishly. Then...

"Hon, isn't that the con where Camber had to rescue Rey from the roomful of Asian-male-starved women?"

"Well...yeah. I don't think she'll be back this year, though."

*Looks worried.*

"Who's going to do it this year?"

"Well, hon - you could, I guess." grins evilly as her Love turns beet-red and stammers

*squeaks* "Me?!"

"Well, yeah. Between the two of you, do you really think anyone would fuck with you then? Think about it."

He does. You can almost see it run across his face. 6'4", 240 lb. German brontosaurus stomp combined with wily brown-skinned gook mf Asian whupass. Yeah, this has potential. BIG potential.

Gets real quiet. Then... "You wouldn't mind, dear...would you?"

"Of course not, dear. I trust you. Hey, we might be able to sell it to the networks as the new Starsky & Hutch."

Looks at me strange.

"Suuuure."