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Okay, I promised.

divalea presented me with something so absolutely in line with my "make your argument" belief in blogging, I can't help but share it.

Which one would you rather read?

As to the milk and cookies - the milk is at the store, the cookies? *taps chin*

Snickerdoodles
Recipe courtesy Gale Gand
Show: Sweet Dreams
Episode: Viewer's Choice
For the topping:
3 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
For the cookie dough:
3 1/2 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 tablespoon light corn syrup
2 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

In a small bowl, stir together the sugar and cinnamon and set aside.
To make the cookie dough, stir together the dry ingredients.
In a bowl with a paddle attachment, cream the butter. Add the sugar and continue to mix, then add the eggs, corn syrup, and vanilla, and mix thoroughly. Add the dry ingredients and mix until blended. Chill dough 1 hour if it's sticky or difficult to handle.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
Roll balls of dough about the size of a walnut then roll them in the cinnamon sugar to coat. Place on an un-greased sheet pan 2 1/2 inches apart. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes until puffed up and the surface is slightly cracked. Let cool on the sheet pan a few minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool.

Yeah, ginmar is just talking out her ass when she talks (with one of the largest word counts in the biz) about male entitlement cropping up in the oddest of places -

Folks, it does come in handy that 'kyburg' is as sexless as a stick of chewing gum. Yes, I do get asked on a daily basis if I want my peener to be bigger - oh well. They don't know, it ain't up to me to tell them.

If you don't think I have IP logging on - and have had it on since day one - you're kidding yourself. And oh very yes, I know how to track you back to where you live - and work - and you have the rest.

I tattle. OH DO I.

Would I waste my time with LJ Support? Well, I'd open the ticket for documentation - but don't think I'd stop there.

I also have a history of giving people who threaten me a wild time. Over stuff like this? It would be a pleasure. Violence? Please - that's the last resort for incompetents.

They can laugh. I won't quit - and I can be a PIA if I have to be.

Trolling is a lot like graffiti in a forum like this one - yeah, you can post it. But I can delete it. Every last one, every last time. Without a single bit of remorse. And then screen everything else - and I only have to look at it if I want to. I can delete it out of my inbox without reading it, yanno.

So if you think that showing me dirty pictures is going to - uh - DO anything to me?

C'mon. I'm expecting it. Like dog shit in the wet grass, chewing gum on my shoe and science experiments in the refrigerator. It happens.

Now - if I couldn't manage my own blog to remove offensive bullcrap? WHO THE HECK OWNS THIS THING ANYWAY YAR. This is my space - so guess what. I make the rules, and I say make nice while you're here. Couldn't do that?

Wouldn't bother. Nothings worth that.

Yeah, ginmar is just talking out her ass when she talks (with one of the largest word counts in the biz) about male entitlement cropping up in the oddest of places -

Folks, it does come in handy that 'kyburg' is as sexless as a stick of chewing gum. Yes, I do get asked on a daily basis if I want my peener to be bigger - oh well. They don't know, it ain't up to me to tell them.

If you don't think I have IP logging on - and have had it on since day one - you're kidding yourself. And oh very yes, I know how to track you back to where you live - and work - and you have the rest.

I tattle. OH DO I.

Would I waste my time with LJ Support? Well, I'd open the ticket for documentation - but don't think I'd stop there.

I also have a history of giving people who threaten me a wild time. Over stuff like this? It would be a pleasure. Violence? Please - that's the last resort for incompetents.

They can laugh. I won't quit - and I can be a PIA if I have to be.

Trolling is a lot like graffiti in a forum like this one - yeah, you can post it. But I can delete it. Every last one, every last time. Without a single bit of remorse. And then screen everything else - and I only have to look at it if I want to. I can delete it out of my inbox without reading it, yanno.

So if you think that showing me dirty pictures is going to - uh - DO anything to me?

C'mon. I'm expecting it. Like dog shit in the wet grass, chewing gum on my shoe and science experiments in the refrigerator. It happens.

Now - if I couldn't manage my own blog to remove offensive bullcrap? WHO THE HECK OWNS THIS THING ANYWAY YAR. This is my space - so guess what. I make the rules, and I say make nice while you're here. Couldn't do that?

Wouldn't bother. Nothings worth that.